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WELCOME FELLOW COMEDISTS!
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advanced
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1) To regularly provide humorous
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world-reknowned
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2) To put a movement in place to vastly
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abroad (for why this is needed, read this).
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Charlie
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flair for parody that made HUAC pull up their pants and run.
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