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"Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games."

--Jack Handey, from when the comedists still had more sway on Late Night TV.

Honorable Asked Questions

The webmaster is a jerk, and therefore is refusing to write out a traditional F.A.Q.   Jerk.  "But how can they be frequently asked if no one's asking?"

This is what we get for hiring a buffoon and paying him in vegetables.

As of right now, we only have one Honorable Asked Question.  Please, if you have any questions about the site you would like answered, submit them here and we will try and answer them as soon as possible.

Q:  Are you being serious?  -- Craig, Santa Monica
A:  Craig, we're so glad you asked that question.  Of course we're being serious; we put it on the internet, didn't we?

Next question, please!

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